Titanic Traveler

Titanic Traveler

I’ve a job on the mighty Titanic
Rearranging the deck chairs each day
If I put them where rich people want them
I understand, they’ll gladly pay
And then I met John Jacob Astor
As he was descending the stairs
He asked me what I did on the Titanic
I said rearranging the chairs
He said I should have more ambition
A salesman, designer, mechanic
He said my job won’t get me no where
Rearranging chairs on the Titanic
But I had the last laugh, not Astor
My job is now known world wide
For I was the first one to have it
Worthless? No – I say with pride
Make fun of my job if you want to
No job, if done right, is a waste
When the lifeboats were full, even those with some pull
Didn’t find themselves better well placed
It mattered not where e’re I put them
No chairs from the boat have been found
Except for those I tied together
And floated on as it went down

Mdailey	3/31/12
Copyright © | Year Posted 2012


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Date: 4/11/2012 10:40:00 AM
Mike congrats on your win..David
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Date: 4/11/2012 7:17:00 AM
Congratulations!! Mike, you did win!!! I knew you would.... Well done...big huggss,love debs
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Date: 4/11/2012 6:20:00 AM
Congratulations on your win in Tracie's "My Heart" contest Mike. Love, Carol
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Date: 4/11/2012 1:37:00 AM
Wow loved this Mike congratulations xx
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Date: 4/3/2012 12:43:00 PM
Great write. Loved it!
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Date: 4/2/2012 1:44:00 PM
love this witty piece, mike. congats on your wins, my friend
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Date: 4/2/2012 4:47:00 AM
Perfect! lol. I love this Mike! Great flow! Good luck in the contest...Big Huggsss,love deb
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Date: 4/1/2012 5:53:00 PM
Quite a narrative, well written and you made a good point. Thanks for sharing. Caroline.
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Date: 4/1/2012 4:21:00 PM
this is hilarious and absolutely delightful! bravo!
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