Tinker and Me

A spit fire and one crazy chick.
One of a kind twisted the mind.
A first class tease drop ya to your knees 
Sometimes  makes ya question if both arent sick.

We found each other and sparks did fly.
I a said im wreckless drunk and crazy
She wrapped thoose arms around me and said 
well  so am i.

Takes a shot straight and hits like a man.
we had a hell of a first night.
Joking I  said  hey wanna knock over a seven eleven 
to which she said sure whats the plan.

On the way to mexico she slaped my face saying you aint
so tuff.
Such a devilish angle.
forget sweet and soft she  preffers it nice and ruff.

If i was to wonder I belive  she'd set me on fire.
she can problay  kill me fast but she'd torture me slow.
and for that kinda dedication i have to admire.

Placed my hand apon her knees she grapped it and put it
between her thighs.
I have to admit that bad girl makes more than my 
blood pressure rise.

Cops said not since Bonny and Clyde a happier couple
did they ever see.
It's such a shame they wanna imprison tinker and me.

Ya know on the run when ya stop in every state  
Wrestle ya probaly wont get far.
Had to sperate us when they relized were doing
more than snugglin in back of a cop car.

From   Americas most wanted to Dateline NBC
Seems Americas newest fun lovin criminals 
is Tinker and me.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2009



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Date: 10/15/2009 6:06:00 AM
Cartoons are for saturday mornings not poetry
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Date: 10/12/2009 11:29:00 AM
aww baby i love this..haha were way better than bonnie and clyde:) love you!
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