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Prosti-tots, Oh hail! To the ubberous amounts of stage make -up, The three year old thong, not made in size four, Hairspray to threaten the ozone for getting in its way, Shouting parents, too humble to whisper, Made-up sex toys, batteries not included: they run off natural sugar instead, Mistic tans: 30 $ Hair-pieces:50$ Swim-wear:250$ False teeth:500$ Lessons in Poise and dance: 600$ Travel expenses: 1,000$ Living your overaged dreams through prepubescent minors:priceless There are some dreams money can't buy; for everything else there's child pagents

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Date: 4/8/2011 5:59:00 AM
I always laugh when I read the Ad..batteries not included, hahah nice write, shane
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