Time To Get a Move On

Oh, to move to Ethiopia
  Or maybe Eritrea
And if they hadn't changed the name
  I'd move to North Rhodesia

There's a bit of heaven in Pakistan
  Or the balmy life in Turkmenistan
But why move there when calls to me
  Paradise on Earth in Afghanistan  

Yet I don't really want to move so far
  I can dodge the bullets in Salvador
The gangs in Mexico or Venezuela             
  And I've simply got to check out Cuba

Of course, there's the Arab world, so friendly
  Syria, Iraq, Lebanon and UAE
Then again, I'm both Jewish and Israeli 
  So none of them can tolerate me  

Which leaves our good friends Russia
  China and North Korea
Come to think of it though
  I've a better idea

I think that I will choose to stay
  Life's not all that bad in the USA
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Krutsinger Avatar
March 9, 2020 at 4:21 PM
I like how you kind of threw a geography lesson in here!
Wolf Avatar
March 9, 2020 at 10:00 PM
Better to throw it in than to throw it up! ~ Leftover joke that came up a second time
Cunningham Avatar
March 3, 2020 at 9:41 PM
Haha, better the devil you know. Tom
Wolf Avatar
March 4, 2020 at 7:53 PM
Me? Know the devil?! LOL. Thanks, Tom. :) gw
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