Tighten with a Screwdriver

I addressed a Canadian goose.
He had five screws.  Three were loose.
He opened up his bill and said, 
"Help me tighten up my head". 
I said, "I see why you're so loose. 
We'll need more vodka and orange juice".
Copyright © | Year Posted 2026

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Etgen-Baker Avatar
August 21, 2026 at 2:59 PM
whittiness! made me smile...thanks 😂
Crandall Avatar
August 21, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Thanks, Sara...my you're a glutton for punishment today - I see you've read a whole bunch of my poems!
Empress Avatar
August 21, 2026 at 10:37 AM
Hahah I prefer cranberry juice! This made me laugh! Good one dear David Pleasure reading ~ Sending you light always 💫 🌙
Crandall Avatar
August 21, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Haha, glad to get a laugh - thanks, Ink!
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