tiger in my closet

a tiger crept into my closet today it happened at three pm. while I was away she was silent but hungry, wanting some meat messed up my closet, put two shoes on her feet I woke up at a quarter past two saw her stealing my tennis shoes blue shut my eyes tight and pretended to sleep did not make a sound, not even a peep heard the creak of my refrigerator door heard a neighbor scream and a loud roar quickly ran down to lock my front door this pesky neighbor shall bother me no more