Tickle My Funny Bone

This is about my best girlfriend. How she attracted men. When we were in school, boys really doted on Sue. She is about 5 ‘2.’ Black and beautiful This poem is concerning one. His name was Samuel. While we were in the gym, he wanted Sue to be attentive. She ignored him well with another male. He came up the bleachers with a chair. Said, “That’s my woman Israel.” Israel gave him the eye. He stopped and smiled. Sue sat through it all. Today she is alone. Please laugh out-loud. Because what tickles the funny bone is when you imagine the jokes that went on. Israel asked, “Samuel why she with me?” Samuel responded and stated, “She is a cheat.” Israel came around, took the chair from Samuel, and both begin to court Susan. The morale of it all is this does not tickle the funny bone. _______________________________________________/ Note: This creative write was a motivation drawn from Francine Roberts contest "Tickle My Funny Bone." I wanted to thank her for this motivating writing tool with the flip side of her request. This will not be entered.