Three Wishes

If I had three wishes What would they be? Hmm, maybe world peace Nope I've only got three Hmm, the first thing I'd wish Is to win first place And not to get beaten down With egg on my face My second wish, hmm Now let me think Give me a minute I'm right on the brink The second thing I'd wish Is to be in the top ten I'm just covering my bases In case I don't win Hmm, this third wish I'll not wish in haste For I've already wished two With just one more to waste Hmm, I've got it! A wish I hold dear I wish that my mother-in-law Would finally disappear For Amy's If I had Three Wishes Contest