Three Men At the Bar

Three men walk into a bar One is holding a guitar He starts to sing a song But no one sings along Alone he plays his tune On A sunny afternoon The other men join in and sing Out of the box they suddenly spring Their voice’s aloud and proud But still no response from the crowd The three tenors they are not But when in tune they hit the spot Looking at each other all confused Their pride is battered and bruised Then someone happened to mention The bar was at a hearing aid convention In shock they stood at the bar After realising no one could hear the guitar Their heads hung in shame As they point and start to blame Then someone shouted “give us more” The three more responded “Hell No” Away they walk into the sunset To travel home in their 1950’s corvette