Craig Hawkins Poet Rhyme

Three Men At the Bar

Three men walk into a bar
One is holding a guitar
He starts to sing a song
But no one sings along
Alone he plays his tune
On A sunny afternoon
The other men join in and sing
Out of the box they suddenly spring
Their voice’s aloud and proud
But still no response from the crowd
The three tenors they are not
But when in tune they hit the spot
Looking at each other all confused 
Their pride is battered and bruised
Then someone happened to mention
The bar was at a hearing aid convention
In shock they stood at the bar
After realising no one could hear the guitar
Their heads hung in shame
As they point and start to blame
Then someone shouted “give us more”
The three more responded “Hell No”
Away they walk into the sunset
To travel home in their 1950’s corvette

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Becca Teagan February 7, 2018 at 2:41 PM lol Craig, you have a sense of humor, that's good. You seem to have fun writing :)

Jan Allison February 7, 2018 at 9:51 AM Funny Craig but as I'm inflicted with hearing loss it did make me a little sad. The good thing about hearing aids is you can turn them off to get rid of a terrible noise ... or the hubby nagging!:-) hugs jan xx