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Three easy payments !

Sleep number sixty-five,
get a set of Ginsu knives.
One hundred fifty all time hits,
a rowing machine to make you fit.

An amazing chamois to dry your car,
a GPS to tell you how far.
A contour belt to tighten your abs,
a portable treadmill melt away flab.

We'll teach you to buy a foreclosed home,
buy a new phone for wherever you roam.
You can buy a coin, straight from the mint,
even a brush,for removing the lint.

You can buy a new vacuum,for cleaning the floor,
or another machine to open your door.
Buy an electric wheelchair, to get you around,
or a tiny new radio with stereo sound.

You can get all the things you want today,
right off the T.V. that's what they say.
Just pull out your VISA, for your payments times three,
We'll deliver your stuff, wherever you be.

                  Infomercials !

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Date: 12/2/2009 5:27:00 AM
Intersting topic pop.... Good rhythm.... Keep em comin'.....:JP]
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Date: 12/2/2009 4:21:00 AM
Thank you for sharing this excellent rhyme with us Richard. Love, Carol
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Date: 12/1/2009 11:37:00 AM
Ha, this one made me chuckle. Nice work on captivating all this into a poem...Raul
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Date: 12/1/2009 7:44:00 AM
LOL! This captures the essence of the infomercials in full...great flowing rhyme and love the rhythm ...delightful read.
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Date: 12/1/2009 6:23:00 AM
Toouche! Richard.. also Cyber Monday shopping online yesterday was also reference to your writing .. those infomercials sound like the be all... end all... but we know who is ALL... thats the important gift to shop for today... u might enjoy reading Art to Art .. enjoy your day as I enjoy your poetry... hello to Mr. Jared from me .. luv.. Linda-Marie, "Swetheart"
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Date: 12/1/2009 6:09:00 AM
Excellent write, Richard . Well done all around, message et al. ! -Robert
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