Thoughts for the Day

I like to think big thoughts, but when I tie my brain in knots, I eat a couple tater tots.   Who was best?  The Sultan of Swat? Maybe he was - maybe not. I'm not sure, but if you ask me, man, my money's on Ohtani from Japan. If you think my poems ain't good enough, consider that I know lots of stuff - like: there's no fruit more popular than a orange, an apple, or a banana.  I think it would be really neat to have suction cups for feet, I would not be limited, anymore, to walking only on the floor. Summer, Winter, Spring and Fall, I'd stroll the ceiling and the wall. Everyone would fall in love with me as I look down from above, knowing I will never drop as my feet loudly pop, pop, pop.