This Turtle's Lament

I am so screaming bloody MURDERrrrr!!!!!!!! catch that Poet Destroyer!! (grr, grr, grrrrrr) She took my turtle sweetie then said he tasted salty Well what did she expect? She is now my prime suspect! Gone now is my turtle lovey-poo... and I'm left crying boo-hoo-hoo I'm plotting now my sweet revenge for my love's death I will avenge Watch out, pd I'm watching you oh! the pain--your turn to stew!! Did you know sea turtles shed tears? Were you not moved when they appeared? What did you do to the shell? Did you sell it, do pray tell... my heart is really breaking, b-r-e-a-k-i-n-g were you the one who did the chopping?? Did his bones go crunch, crunch, crunch? who else did the munch, munch, munch? Thanks to you I shall never see him smile, never see him again swim in style. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Huh? Who is this crawling towards me?? none other than my turtle honey!?! What? You mean turtle news got it wrong? You mean, they messed up all along? pd wasn't cooking you at all? and not Soup? So you're telling me I've been duped?? But I know they said she was eating turtles!! Devouring them in between chortles!! popping them in her mouth like candy then chasing them down with shandy! Oh. OH. OHhhhhhhh. well why didn't anybody tell me earlier? now I have to say sorry to p. destroyer?? Ok, ok, I'll be the bigger turtle and apologize. Sorry so sorry pd, I didn't realize... You were eating Chocolate turtles, the pecan kind *blush* *blush* teeheehee, spare me some, if you don't mind?? August 3, 2010 written for pd's turtle soup contest ahaha a bit long-winded sorry I didn't know where this would take me, had fun though,,,, + Linda-Marie I hope you don't mind, I just had to take from your honey poo & use "poo" as well for my own turtle-poo ;) lol too cute