This Is I

I dance unfashionably when no one else is home I talk like Alvin from the chipmunks and Linda Richmond from SNL I wear unstylish clothing to the gym and do weird looking exercises I do tricks on my bike while riding down the street I listen to music my grandparents love I don't mind waiting in line for five minutes so long as I get good service I ignore my cell phone unless I'm expected a call, I do return favors I really don't care what others think I am a control freak I get crazy stage fright I would rather be wrong, then stop something because someone else is right I forget things when I leave the house all the time I leave possessions everywhere I go I get too worked up when I read or listen to politics It's hard for me to keep my mouth shut around friends I can be too brutal with words