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THIS GU'S AH JERK

SHE IS A SINGER
THAT YOU LACK
 THE INTELLGENCE OF KNOWING!
WHO IS THIS, HE SAID: SPEAKING
 OF THE PERSON
WHO HAS BEEN CALLING
 EACH DAY. tHAN THE VOICE SAID
"I WILL TELL YOU WHAT
 YOU NEED TO KNOW", 
HE SLAMMED THE PHONE DOWN
 BEFORE SAYING" WRONG NUMBER."
WHO WAS THAT ASKED HIS WIFE, YOU KNOW
THOSE GUYS CALL HERE PLAYING ON
THE PHONE, I GUESS THEY WERE FREINDS
OF MERISU.YEAH I GUESS  THEY 
WERE FREINDS OF MERISU, SHE HAD AN
OBOE DIDN'T SHE HE ASKED, HIS WIFE 
ANWSERING, YES AND A DRUMSET 
AND A COUPLE OTHER INSTRUMENTS
THE GUY ON THE PHOONE SAID 
SOMETHING ABOUT KNOWING THE TRUTH


IT SAID THESE THINGS
LA FEMME PORTE DU ROUGE
LES APPLAUDISSEMENTS EST DEVENU PLUS FORT
IL SE RAIT QU'IL ALLAIT
MAUDIRE ALORS IL A COMMENCE A MAUDIRE
SA MERE A DIT QUE 'IL MAUDISSANT LE DIABLE
L'EMMENERAIT EN ENFER
BATON DE LEVRE SUR SES
TIROIRS SOYEUX BLANCS
JE SUIS UN CHAT DE TANDIS QUE
JAMBON ACTE DE MAIGRE
J'AI CRU ENTRENDRE TON FILS
ON POUT SE MARIER
MAINTENANT ?
SA FEMME LVI LANCE
DES OEUFS... ELLE EST EN COLERE IL A TRICHE
QUI EST LE ROUGE A LEVRES
ROSE PRTANT FEMME?
AND FINDING OUT WHAT'S GOING ON
I HEARD THAT MERISU WAS IN FRANCE
 ON TOUR WITH DELGRIN'S NEICE
TRICE AND MR. GELTRIFE, WELL ONE OF THOSE
CLOWNS MIGHT BE PLAYING ON THE PHONE.
CALL MERISU, AND TELL HER
I'VE BEEN RECORDING SOME STRANGE
FREAK, SOMEONE SHE PROBABLY DATED
AND HE'S BEEN FOOL ENEOUGH TO 
BELEIVE HER LIES,
 AND WE BELEIVE THIS
DICKLICKER IS PLAYING
ON OUR PHONE,
AND WE'VE BEEN RECORDING 
THE WHOLE THING, AND
WE ARE GONNA PAWN
 THE INSTRUMENTS IN THE
CELLER AND PAY SOME ONE 
TO PUT THIS FREAK'S WORDS
 TO MUSIC, AND THEN
 WE ARE GONNA PUT
IT ON THE RADIO.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018




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