This Gu's Ah Jerk
SHE IS A SINGER
THAT YOU LACK
THE INTELLGENCE OF KNOWING!
WHO IS THIS, HE SAID: SPEAKING
OF THE PERSON
WHO HAS BEEN CALLING
EACH DAY. tHAN THE VOICE SAID
"I WILL TELL YOU WHAT
YOU NEED TO KNOW",
HE SLAMMED THE PHONE DOWN
BEFORE SAYING" WRONG NUMBER."
WHO WAS THAT ASKED HIS WIFE, YOU KNOW
THOSE GUYS CALL HERE PLAYING ON
THE PHONE, I GUESS THEY WERE FREINDS
OF MERISU.YEAH I GUESS THEY
WERE FREINDS OF MERISU, SHE HAD AN
OBOE DIDN'T SHE HE ASKED, HIS WIFE
ANWSERING, YES AND A DRUMSET
AND A COUPLE OTHER INSTRUMENTS
THE GUY ON THE PHOONE SAID
SOMETHING ABOUT KNOWING THE TRUTH
IT SAID THESE THINGS
LA FEMME PORTE DU ROUGE
LES APPLAUDISSEMENTS EST DEVENU PLUS FORT
IL SE RAIT QU'IL ALLAIT
MAUDIRE ALORS IL A COMMENCE A MAUDIRE
SA MERE A DIT QUE 'IL MAUDISSANT LE DIABLE
L'EMMENERAIT EN ENFER
BATON DE LEVRE SUR SES
TIROIRS SOYEUX BLANCS
JE SUIS UN CHAT DE TANDIS QUE
JAMBON ACTE DE MAIGRE
J'AI CRU ENTRENDRE TON FILS
ON POUT SE MARIER
MAINTENANT ?
SA FEMME LVI LANCE
DES OEUFS... ELLE EST EN COLERE IL A TRICHE
QUI EST LE ROUGE A LEVRES
ROSE PRTANT FEMME?
AND FINDING OUT WHAT'S GOING ON
I HEARD THAT MERISU WAS IN FRANCE
ON TOUR WITH DELGRIN'S NEICE
TRICE AND MR. GELTRIFE, WELL ONE OF THOSE
CLOWNS MIGHT BE PLAYING ON THE PHONE.
CALL MERISU, AND TELL HER
I'VE BEEN RECORDING SOME STRANGE
FREAK, SOMEONE SHE PROBABLY DATED
AND HE'S BEEN FOOL ENEOUGH TO
BELEIVE HER LIES,
AND WE BELEIVE THIS
DICKLICKER IS PLAYING
ON OUR PHONE,
AND WE'VE BEEN RECORDING
THE WHOLE THING, AND
WE ARE GONNA PAWN
THE INSTRUMENTS IN THE
CELLER AND PAY SOME ONE
TO PUT THIS FREAK'S WORDS
TO MUSIC, AND THEN
WE ARE GONNA PUT
IT ON THE RADIO.
Copyright © Allan Terry | Year Posted 2018
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