This Gu's Ah Jerk

SHE IS A SINGER THAT YOU LACK THE INTELLGENCE OF KNOWING! WHO IS THIS, HE SAID: SPEAKING OF THE PERSON WHO HAS BEEN CALLING EACH DAY. tHAN THE VOICE SAID "I WILL TELL YOU WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW", HE SLAMMED THE PHONE DOWN BEFORE SAYING" WRONG NUMBER." WHO WAS THAT ASKED HIS WIFE, YOU KNOW THOSE GUYS CALL HERE PLAYING ON THE PHONE, I GUESS THEY WERE FREINDS OF MERISU.YEAH I GUESS THEY WERE FREINDS OF MERISU, SHE HAD AN OBOE DIDN'T SHE HE ASKED, HIS WIFE ANWSERING, YES AND A DRUMSET AND A COUPLE OTHER INSTRUMENTS THE GUY ON THE PHOONE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT KNOWING THE TRUTH IT SAID THESE THINGS LA FEMME PORTE DU ROUGE LES APPLAUDISSEMENTS EST DEVENU PLUS FORT IL SE RAIT QU'IL ALLAIT MAUDIRE ALORS IL A COMMENCE A MAUDIRE SA MERE A DIT QUE 'IL MAUDISSANT LE DIABLE L'EMMENERAIT EN ENFER BATON DE LEVRE SUR SES TIROIRS SOYEUX BLANCS JE SUIS UN CHAT DE TANDIS QUE JAMBON ACTE DE MAIGRE J'AI CRU ENTRENDRE TON FILS ON POUT SE MARIER MAINTENANT ? SA FEMME LVI LANCE DES OEUFS... ELLE EST EN COLERE IL A TRICHE QUI EST LE ROUGE A LEVRES ROSE PRTANT FEMME? AND FINDING OUT WHAT'S GOING ON I HEARD THAT MERISU WAS IN FRANCE ON TOUR WITH DELGRIN'S NEICE TRICE AND MR. GELTRIFE, WELL ONE OF THOSE CLOWNS MIGHT BE PLAYING ON THE PHONE. CALL MERISU, AND TELL HER I'VE BEEN RECORDING SOME STRANGE FREAK, SOMEONE SHE PROBABLY DATED AND HE'S BEEN FOOL ENEOUGH TO BELEIVE HER LIES, AND WE BELEIVE THIS DICKLICKER IS PLAYING ON OUR PHONE, AND WE'VE BEEN RECORDING THE WHOLE THING, AND WE ARE GONNA PAWN THE INSTRUMENTS IN THE CELLER AND PAY SOME ONE TO PUT THIS FREAK'S WORDS TO MUSIC, AND THEN WE ARE GONNA PUT IT ON THE RADIO.