This Big Old Women

I WOKE UP THIS MORNING, LOOK ACROSS MY BED. THERE WAS THIS BIG OLD WOMEN,LYING THERE IN MY BED. SHE PUT HER ARMS AROUND ME,GAVE ME A HUG. I FELT LIKE I WAS BEING SQUASHED LIKE A BUG. I WENT OUT ON THE TOWN,DID ME SOME DRINKING. I BROUGHT HER HOME,NOW WHAT WAS I THINKING? I DONT KNOW WHAT I DONE,OR WHAT I SAID TO HAVE THIS BIG OLD WOMEN HERE LYING IN MY BED. LORD,LORD HAVE MERCY ON ME. STOP MY DRINKING,SET ME FREE. IF I DONT STOP MY DRINKING, THIS BIG OLD WOMEN IS GOING TO BE THE DEATH OF ME