This Advice Could Save Your Life

tiger with frying pan hands
seems innocent enough
but
don’t tickle the tiger
handle him
rough

stay
at the tail end
impress
with force

smack him hard
and back away
         smile
only after
you get back home
a million miles
      away
where you can
   safely
show off your bravery

4/18/2023
Copyright © | Year Posted 2023

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Krutsinger Avatar
April 24, 2023 at 11:00 AM
Be brave, be very brave! "don’t tickle the tiger handle him rough" Lovely!
Rodrigues Avatar
April 24, 2023 at 4:59 PM
LOL! Thank you :)
Y. Avatar
April 21, 2023 at 11:11 PM
Lol! Kim, Your title alone grabbed my attention. But I was not prepared for such a funny write. Thanks for the laughs:-0 Alexis
Rodrigues Avatar
April 22, 2023 at 5:56 AM
Thank you, Alexis! :)
Sands Avatar
April 18, 2023 at 2:40 PM
Lol This is fun and funny Kim. :)
Rodrigues Avatar
April 18, 2023 at 5:19 PM
Thank you, Heidi!
Dietrich Avatar
April 18, 2023 at 12:58 PM
I like the wit and humor in this, especially the ending.
Rodrigues Avatar
April 18, 2023 at 5:19 PM
Thank you, Andrea!
Andresen Avatar
April 18, 2023 at 11:58 AM
- I have walked with a tiger on a leash ... its stomach was full ... but, I don't tickle him :))) - hugs
Rodrigues Avatar
April 18, 2023 at 5:19 PM
LOL and Wow!
Buehler Avatar
April 18, 2023 at 11:29 AM
So funny, Kim, yet so very true! :D
Rodrigues Avatar
April 18, 2023 at 5:18 PM
Thank you, Evelyn!
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