They Just Choke On Their Artichokes

Just about to launch a new career Or maybe I should call it a hobby Dani Spies has certainly caught my attention With her mouth watering recipes And easy step-by-step videos to help us along I'm drooling all over the keyboard as I type I'm always game to try something new The payoff at the end is the ultimate reward Now I hear some of you saying... “Are you nutso!!! Aren't you kinda old To be firing off in a new direction?” My answer to that is, “I ain't dead am I? I'm always ready for a new challenge!” And boy, what a rewarding hobby... yum, yum!!! I'll keep you posted as to how much weight I gain (ie. One of the annoying side effects!) Wish me luck all you nice people! Next I'll have a show on PBS entitled “Old Chefs Never Die They Just Choke On Their Artichokes”
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Tor Avatar
September 5, 2022 at 5:27 AM
Jack this was funny. You are never too old to do anything...
De Beaulieu Avatar
September 4, 2022 at 11:23 AM
Hello Happy jack, oh! Trying something new? Let me know how it turns out. love, Darlene xxxx-oooo
De Beaulieu Avatar
September 4, 2022 at 4:31 PM
Hello Happy Jack, I also enjoy to cook meals on a hoy stove. Love, Darlene xxxx-oooo.
Ellison Avatar
September 4, 2022 at 12:58 PM
Cooking over a hot stove has always been an interest of mine!!! Have a happy weekend dear Darlene! XOX
Cunningham Avatar
September 4, 2022 at 10:01 AM
Keep on cooking Jack, always have a drink nearby, you don't want to choke lol I'm back, well for a week anyway. Tom
Ellison Avatar
September 4, 2022 at 12:51 PM
Never know where you'll be off to next! Happy for you my friend! Cheers!
Hankins Avatar
September 4, 2022 at 8:19 AM
(chuckling) Be there; done that, Jack.
Ellison Avatar
September 4, 2022 at 12:56 PM
Love trying new stuff even at my age... it keeps me driving ahead! Hope you also keep it moving forward Milt!
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