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They Can Crush a Bowling Ball

Never make fun of a grizzly bear's handicap
One bite can crush a bowling ball totally flat
Best keep your distance
Even if he's persistent
He's trying to lure you in to make you his snack

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Lim'Rik Flats

October 18, 2017 at 9:06 AM

Ursus Horribilis can bite//and instill a frantastical fright//tis why I don't live//where they can give//me immediate alimentary cleansing on sight. CRUSH ON GRIZZLY JACK!!! Have you ever seen the inside of a bowling ball? Kind of a fiberglassy concrete-ish looking mess surrounded by some seriously tough synthetic armor. Reminds me of your super hero costume;-)

Jack Ellison

October 18, 2017 at 9:21 AM

Have I showed you my super hero costume? Wasn't sure... it must have left you speechless! (if that's possible!) lol

Silent One

October 18, 2017 at 6:13 AM

Great advice Jack!

Jack Ellison

October 18, 2017 at 6:16 AM

It's a small service I provide... not just a pretty face am I!!!

Russell Sivey

October 18, 2017 at 6:11 AM

Uh, no, I would never make fun of any grizzly bear, in fact I would never be near a grizzly bear, never! They are very aggressive bears and can really hurt you, and kill you easily! So do you want to make fun of a grizzly bear? Nope not me! But your write about this is hilarious my friend! You have surely written a fun piece, what a grand poem, Great Work!!

Jack Ellison

October 18, 2017 at 6:15 AM

Just a word of caution in case you wanted to make friends!!! LOL

They Can Crush a Bowling Ball

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