There Is Bad and There Is Very Bad

McGee walks in, looking for Finn
Through the door of the local pub
His head hanging down, with the saddest of frowns
Put his hand on Finn's shoulder, and rubbed

As McGee then sat down, Finn notice his frown
And asked him why he's so sad
"I have some bad news I have to tell you
and some I'm afraid's, very bad"

"What could it be, tell it to me
And start with the bad new" Finn said
"Your Doctor told me, it'd be better you see
If it's from a close friend, instead

This Is the note, your Doctor has wrote
That I'm cursed with having to give
It comes as a pain, but I'll just say it plain
You have 24 hours to live

"You don't say said Finn", and he spoke out again
"And you claim you have worse news to say
"What could be worst ?" McGee had to burst'
"WELL, I STARTED LOOKING FOR YOU---YESTERDAY".
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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Hicks Avatar
March 29, 2016 at 11:09 PM
Super punchline, my friend! Gave me a good laugh :)
Laurie Avatar
February 27, 2016 at 8:48 PM
G'day Jerry ... really good fun Jerry - worth a triple dose of chuckles - Lindsay
Smith Avatar
February 27, 2016 at 8:46 AM
ba hahaha....love me some McGee
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