There Ain'T No Santa Claus

Dear little children gather near there is something I must share be so silent and lend me your ears THERE AIN'T NO SANTA CLAUS! Your mom and dad work so hard they pay for Christmas on a credit card so under your tree you will see gifts a plenty for sweet little thee Santa Claus a marketing scheme to fill little heads with sugar plum dreams and cry and whine for toys galore tis the season for wanting more A fat jolly elf dressed in Coca Cola red with all the Kris Kringle stories you are fed By commercials movies and TV shows the legend of the fat man forever grows Three wise men gave gifts to a baby in a manager Wall Street tycoons guilt you into giving money to strangers Sale Sale Sale let the holiday ring Profits Profits overflow cling cling cling The stress of a happy holiday means after New Years your parents slave away to pay for bills of gifts now forgotten by spoiling you brats stinky rotten Dear little children before you demand gifts and candies of a winter wonderland please be grateful for all you have and understand THERE AIN'T NO SANTA CLAUS!!! Merry Christmas, Jesus loves you.