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Therapy Cow

Jane brought her therapy cow on the plane
Which drove fellow passengers quite insane
   They lit the cow's farts
   But Bessie took heart
Her perfume made her diSTINCtively vain

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Jan Allison

January 16, 2020 at 7:01 PM

ha ha ha @ a comfort cow - I have heard of someone trying to take a peacock on a plane - I think you are giving us a bit of bull GW lol:-) hugs jan xx

Gershon Wolf

January 16, 2020 at 7:43 PM

I see that old Bessie MOOved you. American Airlines new motto: "Leave no cow's behind!" Thanks, Jan! Smiles, Gershon

Brenda Chiri

January 15, 2020 at 9:26 PM

Hahaha! Dang just when I think "ok time to go now" I read the next poem on your list and I think I have to read this!;) hahah!

Gershon Wolf

January 15, 2020 at 10:01 PM

Chanel # 5 has nothing on old Bessie, eh?! Thanks, Brenda. Keep smiling! ~ Gershon

Paula Goldsmith

January 15, 2020 at 12:47 PM

Love it. Leave it to a cow to get on a plane. HaHaHaHa. Many people are going insane over this. Enjoy your day..........

Gershon Wolf

January 15, 2020 at 2:28 PM

Ha, ha! Cows these days. Tsk. Tsk... Back in the day, they used to jump over the moon! What happened? ~ Happy Wednesday, Gershon

S.Zaynab Kamoonpuri

January 15, 2020 at 8:44 AM

Wow an amoosing Limerick indeed, fantastic lil tale ! They should have milked her for fresh milk instead lol. Kudos. Pls pleez do review/ comment my newest poem too.

Gershon Wolf

January 15, 2020 at 2:28 PM

Done, zaynab… Box checked. :) Gershon