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Therapy Cow

Jane brought her therapy cow on the plane Which drove fellow passengers quite insane They lit the cow's farts But Bessie took heart Her perfume made her diSTINCtively vain

Copyright © | Year Posted 2020




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Date: 1/16/2020 7:01:00 PM
ha ha ha @ a comfort cow - I have heard of someone trying to take a peacock on a plane - I think you are giving us a bit of bull GW lol:-) hugs jan xx
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 1/16/2020 7:43:00 PM
I see that old Bessie MOOved you. American Airlines new motto: "Leave no cow's behind!" Thanks, Jan! Smiles, Gershon
Date: 1/15/2020 9:26:00 PM
Hahaha! Dang just when I think "ok time to go now" I read the next poem on your list and I think I have to read this!;) hahah!
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Date: 1/15/2020 10:01:00 PM
Chanel # 5 has nothing on old Bessie, eh?! Thanks, Brenda. Keep smiling! ~ Gershon
Date: 1/15/2020 12:47:00 PM
Love it. Leave it to a cow to get on a plane. HaHaHaHa. Many people are going insane over this. Enjoy your day..........
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 1/15/2020 2:28:00 PM
Ha, ha! Cows these days. Tsk. Tsk... Back in the day, they used to jump over the moon! What happened? ~ Happy Wednesday, Gershon
Date: 1/15/2020 8:44:00 AM
Wow an amoosing Limerick indeed, fantastic lil tale ! They should have milked her for fresh milk instead lol. Kudos. Pls pleez do review/ comment my newest poem too.
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 1/15/2020 2:28:00 PM
Done, zaynab… Box checked. :) Gershon
Date: 1/15/2020 8:17:00 AM
Udderly funny my friend. Though it sounds like a lot of bull to me. : )
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 1/15/2020 12:47:00 PM
Your clever comments have cowed me into udder submission, Chris. Smiles, Gershon
Date: 1/15/2020 6:33:00 AM
Hahahahahhahaahaaaaa! Gershon, my sides hurt!
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 1/15/2020 12:46:00 PM
What can I say? Don't MOOve around for a few seconds, and you'll be good to go! Cheers, Gershon
Date: 1/14/2020 10:07:00 PM
Oh, wow! I could picture it and smell it!
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 1/14/2020 10:30:00 PM
I guess you had yourself a MOOving experience tonight, Caren! Smiles, Gershon

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