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Thee Apple Hove Bing an Herbivore

Thee Apple Hove Bing an Herbivore...? (hint – app peal) Sans maintaining a strict carb on diet (for Peat Sake) iz like really coal man, cuz carnivores consume meat, which genetically modified organisms engender incredible non edible size foal, these agribusiness farmed animals shot up with synthetic hormones spurring heightened development accidentally, inadvertently, and unleashing King Kong monstrous outrageous gnoll, whereat each footfall taken by scary creature resembling a humanoid hyena results in said frankenfood digging, one after another humungous hole resulting in dirt pile cresting, kickstarting, and rivaling a mini spring mount tin knoll necessitating massive manhunt to cap cha lurching, pounding, and thudding beast whereat entire motley crue all harkened from places named Lowell, nonetheless heil lee calf full to arm themselves with more'n one tranquilized tipped pole anachronistic cautionary expedition generating masterfully baiting monster with immense gritty buttered roll, whose gargantuan ramp aging spree across world wide web found endangered population tuff lee from their picturesque enclave i.e. Floss on the Mill as zee unbridled quasi jabberwocky took a selfie gloss silly attired (trumpeting "FAKE" ska don face mask) likening pulling up moss as coiffed "hair...hm..." all the while gabbling, instagramming, snapchatting, and toss sing fearsome Frankenstein with especial bent toward those sharing surname Voss in tandem to flagrant disregard to paradigm housing hefty prime statutes of grammatically correct syntactical rhetoric, plus rhyme ming showcasing a novel discovered talent to enrich pantheon until the end of time. since times of auld where linkedin note able people (some long haired others bald) plaintively, suddenly, and called urgently to be importantly installed to brainstorm figuring a solution to vanquish, nightmarish, and hellish abominable madness!

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