The Yarn Maker

For the sake of his embarrassment we wont use his real name.
Because telling tall stories is how he has won his fame.
Now Luke is a legend, at least in his own mind
and no matter the topic, a story he'd be able to find.

Like the time he was out in the bay fishing from his boat.
A tiger shark lept out to take his bait clean down it's throat.
Luke struggled for hours until the rod he could hold no more.
He jumped in, took the shark by the tail and steered it to shore.

You can be sure if it happened to you, it happened to Luke first.
Be it an injury or illness, he always got it the worst.
If you had a flat tyre, no doubt Luke would have got four.
Or you lost a wallet full of money, Luke certainly lost more.

He told a magnificent story of a rusty mini he got from a mate.
Fixed it all up and under the bonnet dropped in a big V8.
Turned out it was the fasted car in the State to be found.
A magazine did a story, when he finds it again, he'll bring it round.

If at the end of a story you said, "Luke that simply isn't true."
He'd hold fast to his recollection until his face turned blue.
A tenuous thread of a fact would be woven into his tale.
Of which he would rely if all other argument of support did fail.

How dull it would be without a Luke in your life.
Who could captivate with a yarn laced with adventure and strife.
An imaginative mind, who at will can regale a good story.
Just for a little attention, with the hope of reigning in some glory.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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Cresswell Avatar
September 28, 2017 at 10:36 AM
God bless em all! where do they find the imagination. To regale us with wonders of such dimension. Once long ago these souls were welcomed into our homes to sit by there fire and tell tales. Sort of like human television; they told their visions. A real good tale Craig.
Emu Avatar
September 30, 2017 at 11:18 PM
Too true, would have been better entertainment that tv . thanks Patricia
Williams Avatar
April 30, 2017 at 8:26 AM
Craig you certainly know how to tell a funny tale, and haven't we all known a Luke ? A7+ for the laughs
Emu Avatar
April 30, 2017 at 2:48 PM
Thanks Maria, appreciate your kind words
Chuan Seng Avatar
September 17, 2016 at 10:05 PM
I believe there are guys aplenty like Luke... They're more likely to have a tale just as good... Yes, one may have a sad tale, a sorry story... Luke will tell of his mother-of-all sad stories.. He'll have other tales to regale anyone who listens.. Great tribute to odd characters like Luke...
Hoffman Avatar
August 19, 2016 at 6:41 PM
Yes, we always seem to know someone who likes to tell tall tales Craig…the part about if you had a flat tire no doubt he would have four is very funny btw!:)
Emu Avatar
August 20, 2016 at 4:34 PM
Thanks for the visit Cheryl.
Salehi Avatar
August 18, 2016 at 2:36 AM
Nice story, very well written...
Salehi Avatar
August 18, 2016 at 8:04 PM
You too....
Emu Avatar
August 18, 2016 at 1:13 PM
Cheers for the visit.
Curtis Avatar
August 5, 2016 at 6:38 PM
I'm not so sure Craig, that luke has anything over you as a story teller, great job, and please tell Luke I liked it----LOL
Emu Avatar
August 6, 2016 at 4:34 PM
Cheers Jerry, Let him know. Thanks for the visit
Smith Avatar
July 21, 2016 at 8:22 PM
Can't fault the logic or it's sheer poetry. This kiwi would be hard pressed to equal it or the legend that spawned it. Our legends tend to be all black, although we did win the Paris to Peking Vintage car race. Your unknown friend may have that one covered too. David from the land of the long white cloud
Emu Avatar
July 22, 2016 at 4:41 PM
Ha Ha thanks for the visit David, appreciate the thoughts from our friends across the ditch.
Allison Avatar
July 9, 2016 at 7:04 PM
I think we have all met a Luke in our lives at some time Craig - great tale:-) hugs jan xx
Emu Avatar
July 10, 2016 at 4:21 PM
Thanks Jan, They make life interesting
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