The World's Worst Invention

Telephones. These things cause more aggro thanb any single object in the universe, Firstly if you ring a service you're afflicted by a sadist female voice telling you to know your place and follow the instructions, Secondly if you phone someone with a mobile then its practically impossible to reach them because they're high on cocaine, Thirdly if you try to phone a friend they say 'I'm busy can you call back later, And fourthly if someone phones you then its probably a company's recorded message saying congratulations you've won the east coast of majorca, Fifthly if you haven't been totally p##### off by now then the devil calls and tells you, You're going to hell for eternity. I've thrown mine out. Good riddance to bad rubbish.