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The Woodpecker and the Man

A hungry woodpecker asked a man, "Which restaurant are we going to?" "We must get dinner as fast as we can", Replied the man who was hungry, too, "The longer it takes us to decide, As time continues to creep and crawl..." "I know what you're thinking", the bird replied, Let's slam our heads against the wall".

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Date: 7/7/2024 1:44:00 PM
Might be okay for the woodpecker but ...
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David Crandall
Date: 7/7/2024 2:54:00 PM
Agreed, that's easy for a woodpecker to say!

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