The Wedding Vow Curse

Have you ever had one of those days When nothing seems to go your way And the night was long with noises Please don't tell my wife what I'm about to say You see my wife snores More than anyone I know She shakes the whole bed Like a herd of buffalo Sometimes the neighbors Even call and complain They say it's too much And it drives them insane I've tried everything I know But all I do is fail She even registers a 4.0 On the earthquake richter scale One night I even tried duct tape And wondered what would happen She just kept right on snoring Til the tape started flappin But in my wedding vows I said for better or worse So I guess I'll just love her And this wedding vow curse