The Ultimate Satire Slamming the Pathetic Whorelock Once Again Lol
I noticed that your "poems" are getting shorter and shorter,
Which lets me know that my rhymes are putting things in order.
Since you lost once, then lost twice, why not lose a couple times more.
So, go ahead and write part one, part two, part three, and part four.
You keep talking about some contest that you won on the soup,
But, after this particular battle, you might want to regroup.
You are not a Samurai, just some new guy with a dull sword.
Your words are not amusing, which is why I always get bored.
Your incarceration is a story that you are so proud to tell,
Though smart crooks and dumb crooks are separated by a cell.
Is this really the claim to fame that you have repeatedly sought;
Smart crooks get away, and only the dumb ones get caught.
Whorelock! Your rhymes are not worth a second look.
You should spend more time reading more poetry books.
You could not define a consonant, nor a vowel,
So, once again, my friend, I beg you to throw in the towel!
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