The Ultimate Punishment

The Ultimate Punishment By Elton Camp The inane myth Clyde didn’t believe So resisted church efforts to deceive One night while he was asleep A vivid dream made him creep Clyde died and went to hell About the place Satan did tell “People fear it’s a land of flame But here we don’t play that game” “The torture that I like best Works better than all the rest” “The way I’ll plague you, jerk Is to give you endless paperwork” “This place with lawyers is filled To make it hard, they’re thrilled” Clyde woke up with a loud yell “A place like that sure is hell”