The Ultimate Gift

All I want is a Christmas lover
A present that is like no other
His wife gave permission 
Under one condition 
Just give Santa time to recover 

November 19, 2019

Contest ~ Holiday Themed Limerick 
Sponsor ~ Tania Kitchin
Count ~ 9, 9, 6, 6, 9
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Salehi Avatar
January 9, 2020 at 12:28 AM
LOL... Cute...
poemtheart Avatar
January 1, 2020 at 12:50 AM
i like it :) well Congrats, plz keep writing & sharing..
Marcum Wong Avatar
December 14, 2019 at 4:35 PM
This is very clever and cute Cecilia. Congratulations on your first place win! Mele Kalikimaka! xxoo
Wolf Avatar
December 5, 2019 at 9:31 PM
Very cute and certainly worthy of the top prize in the limerick contest, Cecilia. see that Mrs. Claus knows best. LOL. Congrats, Gershon
Macfarlane Avatar
December 6, 2019 at 8:47 AM
Yes she does, lol. Thank you. Hugs
Hinshaw Avatar
December 5, 2019 at 4:36 PM
Delighted to see your name in the No. 1 winner's category, Cecilia! Well-deserved for your witty lim! Many thanks for your kind comment re my win and best to you as you continue your poetical journey - BoB
Macfarlane Avatar
December 6, 2019 at 8:48 AM
Thank you Robert. Hugs
Dietrich Avatar
December 4, 2019 at 5:31 PM
back with my congrats, Cecilia.
Macfarlane Avatar
December 6, 2019 at 8:49 AM
Thank you Andrea. Hugs
May Avatar
December 4, 2019 at 4:48 PM
Lol..Congrats on your win Cecilia
Macfarlane Avatar
December 6, 2019 at 8:50 AM
Thank you Joseph. Hugs
Green Avatar
December 4, 2019 at 8:54 AM
Congrats Cecilia on your win!
Macfarlane Avatar
December 6, 2019 at 8:50 AM
Thank you Chris. Hugs
Canerdy Avatar
December 4, 2019 at 8:45 AM
CONGRATS on your well-deserved win! Janice
Macfarlane Avatar
December 6, 2019 at 8:51 AM
Thank you Janice. Hugs
Kitchin Avatar
December 3, 2019 at 8:04 PM
Cecilia, congratulations on your first place win with your cute and funny limerick, loved the last line!
Macfarlane Avatar
December 6, 2019 at 8:53 AM
Thank you Tania for a number one placement in your fun contest. Hugs
Robinson Jr. Avatar
November 25, 2019 at 11:35 AM
Not gonna try to touch this gift message, Cecilia. Lol! Very risque limerick tho'. May love light your path in life always. Romantic Warrior
Macfarlane Avatar
December 6, 2019 at 8:55 AM
Tee hee,,,,all in good fun. Hugs
Dietrich Avatar
November 23, 2019 at 6:53 PM
hilarious one, Cecilia. I like them naughty like this.
Macfarlane Avatar
December 6, 2019 at 8:56 AM
Glad you liked Andrea. Hugs
Beaufort Avatar
November 21, 2019 at 3:57 PM
ho ho ho...too funny. It's nice to be able to laugh. I have been extremely busy and preoccupied, so I really appreciate your comment and this bit of laughter.
Macfarlane Avatar
November 21, 2019 at 4:29 PM
I'm happy to make you laugh Duke. Hugs
Laurie Avatar
November 19, 2019 at 11:34 PM
G'day Cecilia … very humous indeed. Thank you for the giggle - Lindsay
Macfarlane Avatar
November 21, 2019 at 4:28 PM
Your welcome Lindsay. Hugs
One Avatar
November 19, 2019 at 4:29 PM
hahahaha... this is brilliant.. really made me laugh..
Macfarlane Avatar
November 19, 2019 at 4:44 PM
Happy to make you laugh. Thanks S. O. Hugs
Wolf Avatar
November 19, 2019 at 3:11 PM
Good one, Cecelia! Didn't see that last line coming at all! Best wishes, Gershon6WB
Macfarlane Avatar
November 19, 2019 at 4:45 PM
Thank you G.W. Hugs
Green Avatar
November 19, 2019 at 9:41 AM
That was funny Cecilia. Looks like Santa might be on the naughty list this year. : )
Macfarlane Avatar
November 19, 2019 at 11:36 AM
Yes, he may as well be. Hugs
Lamoureux Avatar
November 19, 2019 at 7:26 AM
She sounds very generous. Being Santa only comes once a year, she made it worth his while. :0)
Macfarlane Avatar
November 19, 2019 at 8:06 AM
Yes, Mrs Claus is very generous. Hugs
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