"the Twins" a Billy Goats Gruff Story

The story about the Billy Goats Gruff At best, we partially know So let me tell you the rest of the story But, just mainly, about the troll You see, the billy goats don't really matter Under the bridge is where we'll start And I guess that everyone noticed That the troll just wasn't that smart He was kind of short and ugly Cause trolls are pretty small Did I mention this troll has a sister? Yep, his twin, is my mother-in-law They almost look identical But she has a fuller beard I knew my life was over The moment that she appeared Ok, I'm sorry, enough about my pain So I guess we'll just move on Anyway, the goats were all three brothers But the troll was not alone When the last billy goat charged him And he suddenly began to fall They forgot about his sister Remember? my mother-in-law? In truth, the goats were killed that day And before you start to assume Their heads are hanging on the wall In my mother-in-law's living room