The Truth About Pyramid Construction
The Truth About Pyramid Construction
By Elton Camp
(A poem dedicated to members of the lunatic fringe)
The facts historians are unwilling to admit
Pyramid building with Egypt doesn’t fit
They were dummies who worshiped a cat
How could they possibly know about that
It is unreasonable & going entirely too far
To think they could line them up by a star
And stones that heavy they couldn’t lift
It must be somebody with technical gift
To a sensible person it absolutely seems
That aliens in UFOs used tractor beams
They left evidence for future folks to see
That once before on earth they came to be
Eventually, they will once again do the same
The pyramids show to earth they laid a claim
“Sorry, eartlings, we have bad new to relate.
You are squatters here and must now vacate.”
“Of this planet you haven’t taken good care.
We’re taking over as ours has become bare.”
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