The Truth About Pyramid Construction

The Truth About Pyramid Construction By Elton Camp (A poem dedicated to members of the lunatic fringe) The facts historians are unwilling to admit Pyramid building with Egypt doesn’t fit They were dummies who worshiped a cat How could they possibly know about that It is unreasonable & going entirely too far To think they could line them up by a star And stones that heavy they couldn’t lift It must be somebody with technical gift To a sensible person it absolutely seems That aliens in UFOs used tractor beams They left evidence for future folks to see That once before on earth they came to be Eventually, they will once again do the same The pyramids show to earth they laid a claim “Sorry, eartlings, we have bad new to relate. You are squatters here and must now vacate.” “Of this planet you haven’t taken good care. We’re taking over as ours has become bare.”