The Truth About Atheists and Millennials

Atheist don't believe in Jesus But they will give Him a hand And their last candy bar if they can Religion is a far away place A walk in the park feeding pigeons Non believers brush their teeth And floss on Sundays Have good hearts Faith in humanity They respect mothers and babies Like bike rides and always bathe Rain makes them wet Some eat at restaurants They tip the waitress Generation Y comes in all ages As long as that is 18 to 29 With matching IQ's leaning toward 0 Millennials are different creatures They don't give gratuity to any one They believe in the one true God Themselves because they're selfish God help us Jesus *Note: Generation Y, a.k.a. Millennials. Defined as those born between 1982 and 1993, they are now in an age range between 18 and 29 years old.