The Truth About Atheists and Millennials

Atheist don't believe in Jesus
But they will give Him a hand
And their last candy bar if they can

Religion is a far away place
A walk in the park feeding pigeons
Non believers brush their teeth
And floss on Sundays
Have good hearts
Faith in humanity

They respect mothers and babies
Like bike rides and always bathe
Rain makes them wet
Some eat at restaurants
They tip the waitress

Generation Y comes in all ages
As long as that is 18 to 29
With matching IQ's leaning toward 0

Millennials are different creatures
They don't give gratuity to any one
They believe in the one true God
Themselves because they're selfish

God help us Jesus


*Note: Generation Y, a.k.a. Millennials. Defined as those born between 1982 and 1993, they are now in an age range between 18 and 29 years old.
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Pigeon Tart Avatar
June 20, 2018 at 7:43 AM
Ooh la la. Great piece Earl! Winks and snickers xomo (Gen X Atheistish)
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June 20, 2018 at 3:34 PM
Hi Maureen, Thank you so much. Glad you enjoyed it. People in general are sensitive these days about their snowflake issues. A major report was released this week. Millennials just don't tip. How pathetic. They just don't get it. I hope you have a wonderful day. Thanks again. Earl
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