The Truth

My mother-in-law is the sweetest person You will ever wanna meet She finds the hungry people And gives them food to eat She's always kind to animals And little children too She never ever yells at me Or tells me what to do Did I mention she is beautiful? She's as pretty as can be I don't know how old she is But she looks like twenty-three All those things I've said before Well, I was only kiddin' I really think the world of her I just choose to keep it hidden She's got to be the smartest woman This world has ever seen She would never even hurt a fly She's really not that mean I guess that's all I needed to say So I probably need to go My mother-in-law is a wonderful woman I just wanted you to know Ok, I said what you wanted me to, Now put the gun down and leave me alone, you crazy old hag