The Tooth Fairy's Confession

Everyone has a good old time, they're written in songs, they're written in rhyme they have their own days or have their own season and none of those guys get more applause than that fat old dude called Santa Clause! Jack Frost is praised for nothing more than leaving his artwork on windows and doors, and the boogeyman gets accolades for scarin' the hell outa Suzy and Dave. I can't get busy with my petty labors 'til the Sandman goes and does me a favor. They're all guys and all overrated - overpaid, over loved, like that rabbit I dated, and what do I get for a nighttime of chores but a sack full of teeth and not a thing more. Well, none of 'em will think it's so freakin' funny when they find what I've done with that damn Easter Bunny! Signed, The Tooth Fairy