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The Toilet's Meow

sittin' on the toilet bowl, pinchin' off a log; tryin' my best to pen a poem, my mind's a funky fog! in walks our stupid cat, rubbin' against my leg; always meowin' for something to eat, never too proud to beg! in walks another, with the same malicious approach; pacin' the floor in front of me, like a nervous football coach! another one joins the duo, i now have an audience of three; six lil' eyes a glarin', burnin' a hole through me! "okay, okay, i'll feed ya'll!", a moral victory i suppose; today is only the beginning, tomorrow, the door stays closed!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010




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Date: 7/21/2013 3:29:00 AM
hehehe....way too many kitty cats haha....such manipulaters that they are! Clearly they have you worked out. Definitely close the door.......oh and try putting a lil' whiteboard on that toilet wall of yours while your thinking ........ :) Shaz
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Date: 1/19/2010 2:42:00 PM
this is a very funny and well worded poem, I'm glad my husband walked by me and said "the toilets meow, what the heck is that!" it was a good read.
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Date: 1/17/2010 6:44:00 PM
An obvious attempt to ascend the throne. Damn cats. Fun poem. Vince
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Date: 1/15/2010 1:45:00 PM
hahaha!!!
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Date: 1/13/2010 7:51:00 AM
Cats know what they want, and usually, they want it now! Great write, Milton!! I enjoyed this very much. Goes to my favs.! Thank for your kind comments on my poem! Peace, Audrey
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Date: 1/12/2010 1:10:00 PM
cats sure can be wily creatures!
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Date: 1/12/2010 11:58:00 AM
lol. Well written and very funny. Thanks for sharing.
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Date: 1/12/2010 11:29:00 AM
I love humorous poetry...cats can provide no end of funnies. For some reason my cats love to go into the bathroom. It must be the smells. GRONK! Love, daver
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Date: 1/12/2010 11:13:00 AM
Rolling on the floor laughing Milt. Wishing you the best in the contest. This should be on the winners list. Love, Carol
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