The Tie

My friend used to work for a TV rental company, installing TV's was a 'soft' occupation easily, during the course of his work, he would meet ladies, the bored housewife fraternity were all really his. Good looking, easy sighs, with those bedroom brown eyes, some people should not be allowed to have such a prize, he was, and collected the bonuses all along the way, adjusted the business tie and was the main man in the play. He said: 'It's easy, why don't you go along and take my tie,' I thought that I'm not good looking like him, handsome guy, but why not - it would be a laugh like Ranganathun, I'd just need to learn a little about TV installation. The day came, went on my rounds but walked on by, unfortunately, because all the neighbours were waiting for me, Note: Ranganathan is an Asian British TV comedy star.