The Thing About a Scarf

The thing about a scarf is that I know just how to buy one But I don’t do it often ‘cause I’m clueless how to tie one. My friends look chic and classy With a scarf around their throats. For hiding saggy skin like mine That style gets all my votes. A neck stays warm when breezes blow If it is scarf-protected And sometimes boring outfits, With a scarf, can be corrected. Yet somehow I have never learned The skills that are required To knot a scarf so that my neck’s A place to be admired. We’re either born with savoir-faire And everyone can spot That stylishness so cool and hip Or else, like me, we’re not.