The Story I'M About To Tell

Includes hearts, selling things, numbers, and confusion But it is undeniably true And undeniably odd Because things like this (amazing as it may be) May happen to you But it never happens to me He walked up to me, and I stopped him with a flier A pink flier of hearts and valentines food specials He turned it down, "I don't have a valentine," He said, And with a solemn face, he walked away from me But then he turned around And walked back to me And asked me for my number ...and asked me for my number?? I gave it to him, and hours later we began talking "What are you doing on valentines day?" He asked "Nothing." So he and I have made plans to so something To go on a first date, on the day of red affection This is undeniably true But what am I to do? They say to take the date.... But I really just feel like bait Because things like this? don't happen Don't happen to me And yet, I find I'm happy