The Sonnet Man of Stone

How cool would it be to be called "The Thing?" I bet women would be all over me, Since this nickname has a very nice ring To it, and sends a message overtly. Most women I know could not stop peaking, If everything was massively large And rock hard, in a matter of speaking, Because they love a man who is in charge. With durability and super strength, I would be the most unstoppable force, Being willing to go to any length To complete my mission and stay on course. There would be innuendo in my rhyme, When I tell her, "It is clobbering time!"