The Smoking Bandit

hacked from earthly dust as wrought by unwary same, the smoking bandit rises to stake its deadly claims. as history bears us notice for peace is what it tells, the smoking bandits beguiling its heart be set in hell. the smoking bandits theft be swift its booty paid in death, but no one in the land dare speak, just stare with laden breath. blood and war on mangled boors the smoking bandit spews, and reaps reward for all the more, its victims whom ill knew forever then let us lay smoking bandit to rest; begone like setting sun. and pry away its mask from face- to see a smoking gun!