The Settling of a Roving Eye

A simple golden band that he wore upon his hand Didn't seem to matter much to him. He had a rovin' eye and it settled by and by On a woman at her best when lights are dim. The gossip got around in this little western town, And it came to roost for good with his own wife. She knew his kind of man and she made up her own plan To settle once for all his sorry life. She waited until June - a Sunday at high noon, And fried some chicken bought right from the store. She said ,"Your time is short, if didn't know you ort, "When you spent my egg money on a whore." He was chewin' on a thigh when she shot him in the eye, And finished with about a pound of lead. She ate up all the chicken gave the dog the plate for lickin', Then made sure one more time that he was dead. Well the sheriff came around from that little western town - Said he hadn't seen her man in quite awhile. She had said,"Me neither and I'm thankful for the breather" And the sheriff tipped his hat and winked a smile. 11-28-18 For Brian Strand's End of November , 2018 contest