The Secret Service Has Plenty To Hide
The Keystone Kops Return
By Elton Camp
Wildly incompetent they may be
But only in silent films did we see
Their antics were humorous enough
In reality we can’t have that stuff
With the Keystone Kops on alert
The president’s too easy to hurt
A known criminal has been spied
With him taking an elevator ride
Into the White House, lickety-split
The Keystone Kops just had a fit
The invader rushed right on by
To shoot they didn’t even try
“We caught him right inside the door”
But we learn that they’ve lied before
Bullets hit the windows, splat
Four days to learn about that
“Secret Service” is a descriptive name
Who wouldn’t keep secret such shame!
Allusion vague? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8jphxpi1ro
Copyright © Elton Camp | Year Posted 2014
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