The Secret Service Has Plenty To Hide

The Keystone Kops Return By Elton Camp Wildly incompetent they may be But only in silent films did we see Their antics were humorous enough In reality we can’t have that stuff With the Keystone Kops on alert The president’s too easy to hurt A known criminal has been spied With him taking an elevator ride Into the White House, lickety-split The Keystone Kops just had a fit The invader rushed right on by To shoot they didn’t even try “We caught him right inside the door” But we learn that they’ve lied before Bullets hit the windows, splat Four days to learn about that “Secret Service” is a descriptive name Who wouldn’t keep secret such shame! Allusion vague? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8jphxpi1ro