The Second Coming of Jesus
The Second Coming of Jesus; and the Third, Fourth, Fifth…
It’s always said, since century four,
‘All man, all god’, the creed does roar.
Jesus, of course, is of whom they speak,
And when this battle reached it’s peak,
It was decided, both he had,
And so in both, he was clad.
And if we take that at its word,
A specific male trait must be heard.
Nocturnal emissions, for every male,
Universal, it does not fail.
If your seed you have not spilled,
Then during your dreams, it will be fulfilled.
A normal function, all men can say,
A wet dream it’s called, “dreaming play”.
So Jesus either had sex or not,
But either way, he had to have shot
His load at some time, whether awake or asleep,
If not, his humanity, he does not keep.
So for all you males who awoke in your bed,
Keep this thought within your head.
In this you know you share a trait,
With your god. You got to donate.
Copyright © LR Waldman | Year Posted 2024
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