The Russian Federation

Dear Mr. Putin, here’s a little message that hails from the west. Your days are now numbered, and your life is no longer blessed. The entire world can see the evil that dwells within your heart. Your killing of women and children, and how you’re tearing lives apart. The U.S.A. is watching, and sooner or later we are going to step in. There will be no place on Earth that you can hide from such a sin. In God we will always trust, and we are led by the Lord. We are the lightening that will come from his swift and mighty sword. The atrocities that you’ve caused will return to you, tenfold. We will be the last thing you’ll see, before your body is dead and cold. There is no throne to seek, there is only one way this ends. If somehow you get lucky, your throat will get slit from one of your friends. You will never know peace, nor will you ever see the pearly gates. May God watch over Ukraine, and bless the United States!