The Rubber Roo

The rubber roo is a fantastic work of art.
Constructed of rubber, as to never fall apart.
It has a large round head with little arms and legs.
It strongly bares the resemblance of a hard boiled egg.

It’s made to punch and kick around.
The perfect back yard toy to deliver a righteous beat down.
It’s for your everyday frustration, it’s never broke a toe.
Kick it barefoot or with a boot, you can even pick it up and throw.

But leave it parked outside, it has one special part.
The backside where you kick, kind of smells like a bad old fart.
It comes with its own private handler carefully packaged in the box.
Our factory is cleverly hidden, way out in the boondocks.

Willy Wonka Is Not Here So What Is My Factory Going to Make Poetry Contest.
Caren Krutsinger 
5-10-20

Copyright © | Year Posted 2020



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Date: 6/5/2020 10:41:00 AM
You had me at the title! Congrats on this fun filled win. I will be sure to stand up wind to avoid the wind.
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Mark Koplin
Date: 6/6/2020 10:27:00 AM
Thanks Richard! Watch out for the roo
Date: 6/2/2020 4:56:00 PM
ha ha ha can I have a prototype lol:-) sure made me smile:-) hugs Jan xx
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Mark Koplin
Date: 6/2/2020 6:59:00 PM
Not very many smiles around here lately that’s for sure
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Mark Koplin
Date: 6/2/2020 6:58:00 PM
Good I’m glad!
Date: 5/11/2020 6:27:00 PM
Good luck in the contest.
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Mark Koplin
Date: 5/11/2020 6:52:00 PM
Thanks Rob. You were my inspiration on this one
Date: 5/10/2020 7:53:00 AM
Haha, where can I order one from? Tom
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Mark Koplin
Date: 5/10/2020 10:06:00 AM
Coming soon to a store near you. lol
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