The Rubber Roo

The rubber roo is a fantastic work of art. Constructed of rubber, as to never fall apart. It has a large round head with little arms and legs. It strongly bares the resemblance of a hard boiled egg. It’s made to punch and kick around. The perfect back yard toy to deliver a righteous beat down. It’s for your everyday frustration, it’s never broke a toe. Kick it barefoot or with a boot, you can even pick it up and throw. But leave it parked outside, it has one special part. The backside where you kick, kind of smells like a bad old fart. It comes with its own private handler carefully packaged in the box. Our factory is cleverly hidden, way out in the boondocks. Willy Wonka Is Not Here So What Is My Factory Going to Make Poetry Contest. Caren Krutsinger 5-10-20