The Remote

Oh, the all important remote! I know how you got your name. "Cause you're remote,... Matter'a'fact you're missing!! I just listened to 30 minutes of Japanese game show yell... I think I'd rather go to hell I usually have you velcro'd To my thigh, But tonight you're loose, And I wonder why... Sneakin' off again with the Universal Remote? Which I've found, Doesn't work in this universe.. That you may quote.. I hope I don't have to extend this verse, Because alone with no TV is a curse... Go read a book? I sometimes do like, But I need an HBO movie, Or madness will strike... Guess today is over, Should just turn in... "Cause this time, the remote did win.