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A friend drew a picture of a Bunny and requested a poem about a Rebel Bunny stealing Pooh's honey. :) 03-04-2026

The Rebel Bunny Who Stole Pooh's Honey

The day began like any other
In 100 Aker Wood.
Only in hindsight did Pooh's friends see
That the Bunny was up to no good.

His buck toothed smile and large eyes
Painted innocence on his face.
And all the while the Rebel was plotting
To bring chaos to this place.

When Pooh and his friends went for a stroll,
Rabbit opted to stay home.
He had carrots to collect
And he needed some time alone.

In noticing this the Rebel Bunny
Disguised himself as Rabbit.
Pooh's honey pot shone in the sun
And he hopped by to grab it.

The Woozles and Heffalumps lived near by
And were supposed to keep an eye out.
As Christopher Robin had wisely warned
That strangers may come about.

As the only resident who stayed behind,
Poor Rabbit got the blame.
Even for fictional characters
Disappearing honey is a stretch insane!

But Rabbit protested his innocence.
Though the birds said a rabbit was seen.
They then remembered the stranger
Who casually greeted them on the green.

The Rebel Bunny sat at home
Laughing psychotically at the mystery
Behind the honey pot that disappeared 
And the idea of it making history.

A brigade of woodland creatures
Found a trail of honey drops.
It led them straight to the culprit. 
The Rebel Bunny was taken to the cops.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2026

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Allison Avatar
April 3, 2026 at 1:46 PM
ooh not sure what AA Milne would make of this scenario lol:-) hugs jan x
Scragg Avatar
April 3, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Lol... :-D A friend asked me to write on the title theme. Thought I'd give the challenge a go. Thanks Jan :-)
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