The Priest


Who do you trust least

Preacher..teacher or literal beseecher

Ethereal spiritual feast or visceral ritual beast

Funereal foibles & surreal baubles 

Of a Priest


Plead to heed with every deed to the creed 

Erratic didactic tactic is tragic

There is no such thing as magic

Demagogic not pedagogic logic

Subjugation to the screed or damnation indeed


Survival battered by books tattered

The seedier leaders flattered

Primal tribal rival bible revival

Media…things that mattered…shattered 


Connives..contrives yet thrives

Bet everyone everywhere writhes

Let’s not forget to pay our tithes


Had enough of this guff

Before you’ve blinked

Off the cuff

You’ve been hoodwinked 

In a huff 

You’ve been sinked

By the bluff


Scary skits & lairy fits

Notoriety..wary of 

The gobbits & gambits

Entirety of Society in bits.


The palpable culprits

At the heart of it

Twits in culpable pulpits


Totemic hysteric polemics

Sinister vicar & minister

Systemic Cleric relics


Tire of entire dire quagmire

Of the liar denier empire

Cast asunder by another blunder 


Besmirch on a pedant’s perch

Tone of brimstone, thunder & fire

Prone to lurch under the church spire


What do you expect

Cause and effect

Have always been suspect

When a Rector gives a lecture

On the spectre of conjecture


This institution ain’t the solution to destitution

Why does all religious passion

Ration rather than fashion compassion


More moral blindness than kindness

Cerebral lobe flashing

Surely all we need from above

Across the globe 

Is liberal lashings of love


My grandad was asked on his death bed

“Pray tell Harry…you going to heaven or hell?”

“To be frank…don’t give a monkeys” he said

“I’ve got mates in both ..so all’s well that ends well (or swell for our American cousins)”
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