The President Wasn'T Born In Hawaii

The President Wasn’t Born in Hawaii By Elton Camp The Donald refuses to give up the fight And it turns out that he actually is right One almost admires a conspiracy so vast So as a United States citizen he can pass Newspaper reports of his birth are fake And it’s easy false documents to make Testimony of those who saw his birth Simply ignore as they are of little worth It wasn’t in Africa’s Kenya he was born But on the planet Vulcan it’s been sworn Karab Amabo’s mother was from earth A coldly logical Vulcan caused his birth “This child we will slyly slip into power So, when grown, he’s the man of the hour. Nobody is going to suspect a single thing. Thus, greatest change to earth he’ll bring.” “For what they need is a man from space To take over that most miserable race.” The Donald has discovered this evil plot And all should say, “Hey, thanks a lot.”