The President Wasn'T Born In Hawaii
The President Wasn’t Born in Hawaii
By Elton Camp
The Donald refuses to give up the fight
And it turns out that he actually is right
One almost admires a conspiracy so vast
So as a United States citizen he can pass
Newspaper reports of his birth are fake
And it’s easy false documents to make
Testimony of those who saw his birth
Simply ignore as they are of little worth
It wasn’t in Africa’s Kenya he was born
But on the planet Vulcan it’s been sworn
Karab Amabo’s mother was from earth
A coldly logical Vulcan caused his birth
“This child we will slyly slip into power
So, when grown, he’s the man of the hour.
Nobody is going to suspect a single thing.
Thus, greatest change to earth he’ll bring.”
“For what they need is a man from space
To take over that most miserable race.”
The Donald has discovered this evil plot
And all should say, “Hey, thanks a lot.”
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