The Poet Who Never Wanted To Join the Army

Gentlemen, I beg your pardon Hereby, considering you as my sole guardian Don’t send me to the battle ground The mere sight of the gun makes me frown! I am scared for not being prepared My butt will get hurt and make an ugly sound So dare not send me to the battle ground!! My poetic fingers cannot pull the stubborn triggers! The enemy will attack , seeing me relaxed ! So I decide my fate before it is too late! If i have to serve the nation I shall do with my creation I can only throw an ink Not a bomb as you think .. so You can send me to the literary agents As my true verses can earn dollars and cents. so here is my statement against this predicament ! the sight of the gun will make me frown don' t send me to the battle ground ! Authors note- for all those poets or dreamers who are unwilling to join the army !